Torquay United Fans Forum

andygullagain wrote:
Agree Brucie, Ling has done nowt so far although i do disagree with your opinion on Saah. Branston was in the conference with Kettering and look at what he did for us so Saah, although a non league player who hasn't pulled up any trees could do a job for us and i wouldn't dismiss it if he signed, McPhee on the other hand is just not up to league football as isn't Stevens. Oastler has promise though.

Flippin eck Andy
What are we going to have at Plainmoor next. Tossing the caber. I never ever thought I would see anyone let alone a TUFC player down Cary park pulling up trees by their roots. I just hope they can make money by selling the logs. Otherwise it's just about the oddest turn of phrase I have ever hard!

andygullagain wrote: great post gulliball. at the moment the squad is pretty uninspiring as are the signings, in my opinion. Kee works hard and McPhee is poor, in my opinion so we lack goals. I think our defence is quite solid with the addition of another C/H and Eunan in midfield we have something to add to but if zebs goes then we could be in for a long season.

Hey Andygullagain
Don't you think it would be in all our interests if we see how they gel/perform in the new season before we slag em off. Your sounding just like Brucie. I think I would hang back a mo and look at our first few games rather than write us off before a ball is kicked. There are plenty of occasions where a player hasn't exactly hit it off with a team, gone away or then had a new boss come in and the style changed somewhat to see a complete revamp in performance. I will reserve judgement untill I have seen the first few games played.

yellow wrote:Caravans

Fiona Bruce

Reality TV shows

Goal music

Indian call centres

Bullshiters

People who pay for a sandwich with their credit card

Poor driving generally particularly tailgaters, and people oblivious to the fact that snow and ice does require them to modify their driving habits.

Politicians

Christmas starting in October

Bullies

More caravans

Come the revolution brother....

Watch it Brother. I love my caravan and it's you lot that hold me up. I bet My car goes up Telegraph/Haldon Hill faster than yours can. I would love to find out where J Clarkson lives and drive my car and van up his road and kepp doing it untill he pleads for Mercy. While rant is on I find his cohorts equally amusing and infuriating at the same time. Why can't they obey the traffic law like the rest of us.
Supermarket trolleys that don't go where you want. Emet Edads Beard. Nothing agains't the guy but the beard drives me nuts. Stupid trashy Asian piddle cars. Kia. Hyundia etc. Guys who are old enough to know better but don't. 60 year old guys who wear gold medalions and drive big chelsea tractors and Astons who think they are cool. No guys you are too old for that now. get real

scottbrehaut wrote: LOL - Trojan normally prefers to sink some more pints at this time of night.

Bed is for sleeping people - let's get a kebab and go to a disco.

(If you never watched Men behaving badly you will have no idea what the hell I am talking about)

I now have the insight to visualise you singing on the floor singing sailing with SG while Dave has his 6th Magners. And then you both crawling home to bed with partners but not nec the right ones in the right flat or right bed. (wakes up with enourmous hangover). Not a prety sight

Andy. i fancy a jacuzzi while sitting in a box at the family end being served All the best juices (sorry guys I can't drink Alchohol) by scantily clad Ladies. (oops wife saw that) he says with new lump in back of head!

Maybe it's fatty Arbuckle. (related to Paul Buckle lol) or Ray Clemence. Gordon Banks was itching to have another go.

could also be changed to we will always be at the bottom lol. Well I ask you. the way some go on this board it does make you wonder

A certain Mr Tisdale was caught on the M5 doing 125 MPH last night. When Police finally caught up and stopped im asking why he was going that fast.he stated "I thought that was the only way we could get 3 points this season"!

incantation

Other confirmed signings.
Port Vale have signed two players.
Ben Williamson from Bournmouth
Ryan Burge from Doncaster Rovers
Shrews have signed Jo Jacobson Formerly Bristol Rovers.
Swindon Town have signed an Italian. Comazzi. seems like Di Canio is maing his mark. Hope for their sake it aint like Roberts era was for us

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Sed Southampton Gull

Tried to access it. Page come up with Fooball league but big squares and nothing in them. no link. not a sausage!

Tried it. so far i hAVE 9

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Trojan 67 wrote:I was standing in a queue behind a fat woman who had an enormous arse when her phone started beeping.

A little kid behind me said,"Watch out Mister! She's reversing!"