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My friend sent me this today coincidently: http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-t ... -word.html

scottbrehaut wrote:My friend sent me this today coincidently: http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-t ... -word.html

Thank you Scott for posting the link. What makes the article worth the time consuming read is the comments posted.

Woodpile or woodwork, black or white, makes no difference to me of where you come from or what you are. I urge all to read the link in full and become informed.

Some of us know our physics, a.c. theory, digital logic and more besides. Colours of the visible spectrum ? Black and white aren't two of them and neither are infra red and ultra violet.

Now be careful with light, it can do more than blind. It's why MIB wear shades.

I am increasingly worried for my mid-module exams, I have Russian language immediately followed by Portuguese Language, bricking it for next week.

You'll be fine. As you say, you've got the weekend between now and next week for concentrated revision.

No I don't!

I've got a Torquay United FA Cup win pub celebration and sunday for revision!

Sometimes sacrifices have to be made. What is more important, your career or Torquay United ?

Oh all right then, it just leaves you with a hung over Sunday for revision.

You won't be the first going into an exam in that state and you won't be the last.

Just be one of many that comes out the other end with a pass.

I saw this one on TFF and stole it . . .

http://www.britishpathe.com/record.php?id=38964

A mate of mine was called out to repair a dishwasher for a lady. On arrival he was greeted at the door by said lady and behind her was the most enormous bulldog he had ever seen. She said she had to go out, but not to worry about the dog as he wouldn't bother him, but under no circumstances must he talk to her parrot.
He got on with the job wary of the meanest looking dog he'd ever seen, but as she had said the dog just sat watching him. The parrot however was driving him nuts, squawking and swearing at him, calling him all the names under the sun. Finally, after half a hour he snaps and shouts " will you shut up you annoying fooker!"
The parrot goes quiet for about 5 seconds then says "get him Spike!" :mrgreen:


Sorry wrong thread! :Oops:

The FA Cup draw.

What a load of fu**ing bol***ks

EmetEdadsBeard wrote:OK, its time for the thicko's among us to stand up and be counted.

Own up (if you dare, and be truthful) if you voted Conservative at the last General election and explain, after todays VAT rise which will only really hurt the less well paid in society (predicted by me on Facebook on the day they won) why you are so stupid?

Funny that isn't it? Not one person answered yet as they are currently in charge millions must have. Perhaps they will finally realise that the CONServatives are utter b*****ds and only care about their rich friends-but I wont hold my breath!

The cost to get off this f*****g rock of an island.

£200.00 - robbing b*****ds!! No chance of me finding that sort of money

Must be the most expensive stretch of water in the world.

We like to keep you French from coming over here

Ha ha - not what you said last time sweety xxxx

EmetEdadsBeard wrote: Funny that isn't it? Not one person answered yet as they are currently in charge millions must have. Perhaps they will finally realise that the CONServatives are utter b*****ds and only care about their rich friends-but I wont hold my breath!

I did, but I think most politicians are utter b*****ds and don't have any rich friends...

westbaygull wrote: I did, but I think most politicians are utter b*****ds and don't have any rich friends...

And me, I voted.

Who I put the mark of Cain on remains private between me and the consequences.