Torquay United Fans Forum

MellowYellow wrote: ↑13 Feb 2024, 21:07 Start on the premise that Taunton had a winding up petition and transfer embargo for owing the tax man a measly £14k.

Caroline648 wrote: ↑10 Feb 2024, 23:07 I've just finished the washing, cleaning, ironing, cooking and washing up...... so how is it going in this joke league / pub league.
Surely you must have beaten Sluff Town today....... oh let me see.....no.
Oh dear.

GULL 67 wrote: ↑09 Feb 2024, 18:47 And me mate. Just another gimmick for the armchair fans. This simple game has enthralled millions for a century. Now they have to find 'entertainment' to keep the numbers subscribing. I propose that for the first 15 minutes defenders have to have their legs tied together, should she more goals. For the last 5 minutes the striker must wear a hood on his head and every other week one team will wear a large red nose and the opposition will wear large shoes instead of boots. The TV audience will increase as Man u struggle with controlling the ball and Liverpool attemp to overcome breathing difficulties caused by the large red nose. Eventually obstacles could be added to the playing area. Starting with hurdles on each goal area it could then progress to crocodiles and tigers patrolling the midfield. Millions will tune in to see if a big star gets his leg bitten of. We'll ger to see it 20000 times on VAR. As a great football manager once said, after a 1-nil scrappy win on a wet winter afternoon, if you wat to see entertainment go and watch clowns.