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by Oil Beef Hooked
06 Aug 2013, 12:22
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Borderline Boilers
Replies: 341
Views: 44143

Borderline Boilers

How about Kirstie Allsopp?
by Oil Beef Hooked
06 Aug 2013, 07:48
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: The ideal squad situation
Replies: 54
Views: 5193

Re: The ideal squad situation

Sunnysideup wrote: I think Tonge has played there before so he would probably move inside?


Oooohheeerrrr Matron! :~D
by Oil Beef Hooked
06 Aug 2013, 07:38
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Borderline Boilers
Replies: 341
Views: 44143

Borderline Boilers

What about Penny Smith - worth a shot surely!
by Oil Beef Hooked
05 Aug 2013, 23:10
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 215934

Favourite Jokes,Tubes & Video Clips

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks his chemist

"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
by Oil Beef Hooked
05 Aug 2013, 22:26
Forum: Matchday Topics
Topic: Morecambe v Torquay United - 10/8/13
Replies: 197
Views: 14954

Morecambe v Torquay United - 10/8/13

Andy, this is brilliant. :clap:

That's why, when it comes to match day threads, you the man! :bow:

Steve
by Oil Beef Hooked
05 Aug 2013, 13:17
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Seating issues
Replies: 202
Views: 45579

Seating issues (otherwise known as Brucie v Matt)

AustrianAndyGull wrote:There is something on the O/S now about this and the clubs stance. (no link - sorry! )
As mentioned by Austrian.

http://www.torquayunited.com/news/artic ... 69847.aspx

Steve
by Oil Beef Hooked
04 Aug 2013, 19:45
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Pre-match warm up.
Replies: 49
Views: 2603

Re: Pre-match warm up.

ROADRUNNER wrote:i just wonder how far this elt & safety nonsense will go, what happened to good old common sense,seems we live in a mad world these days, remember when we played spurs in 1971 and all the kids sat on the touchline because it was so cramped on the popside, 20,000 crammed in like sardines, imagine it now, elf & safety would have kittens. everybody just got on with it.
The good old days of common sense has long gone I'm afraid. Most of the negative press 'elf and safety' gets is from our so called compensation culture and is primarily driven by insurance companies, not the HSE or H&S legislation.

Steve
by Oil Beef Hooked
04 Aug 2013, 14:35
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Pre-match warm up.
Replies: 49
Views: 2603

Pre-match warm up.

bengull wrote:This season the position of the training goal for shooting drills has been moved to in front of the pop-side. Hilarity often ensues when a ball is hit into the crowd etc but surely where it is now is an accident waiting to happen. The goal is directly in line with the steps from the concourse up onto the terracing, from downstairs you would have no way of knowing the drill is going on. If you are carrying a couple of hot drinks, or keeping an eye on your young kids or what not, it could be very dangerous and just wondering where the club would stand on this especially in this era of health and safety Nazism.

I appreciate there is no easy solution to this conundrum, wherever it takes place you are susceptible to a ball in the bonce, its a risk we take, but I would say that where it is currently taking place is the worst possible place in the ground as it is the only flight of stairs below pitch level.
Practically everything we do in work/ even in our everyday lives is subject to risk assessment. This should be no different. If the club deems there to be a risk to members of the public, alternative places to put the goal should be sought.

An obvious place would be in front of the Bench due to the height of the stand wall. Granted, this wont stop all balls from entering the crowd, but as supporters watching a game of football, we should take some personal responsibility and expect the unexpected every now and then. :goal:

H&S does have a negative press for a number of reasons, mainly because of the 'compensation culture' we have and the inexperience of some people making important H&S decisions. Done properly, sensibly and with care, H&S is an important tool for keeping everyone at work/ members of the public safe.
by Oil Beef Hooked
04 Aug 2013, 09:28
Forum: Matchday Topics
Topic: Torquay United v AFC Wimbledon - 3/8/13
Replies: 323
Views: 26025

Re: Torquay United v AFC Wimbledon - 3/8/13

brucie wrote:Exilegull - I hope you are not suggesting that we are going to finish in the top 3. We are 6/1 to be relegated and that is about right I would say.
Fickt zuliebe, ere we go again! 1st game of the season and its started already. We're doomed, goners, fu<k3d! :slap: :red:

Give the lads a chance, they've been playing together for less than 2 weeks, (some of them less than that). They need time to gel and get to know each other before playing to their strengths.

Keep the faith, we'll come good. :scarf:
by Oil Beef Hooked
03 Aug 2013, 22:13
Forum: Matchday Topics
Topic: Torquay United v AFC Wimbledon - 3/8/13
Replies: 323
Views: 26025

Torquay United v AFC Wimbledon - 3/8/13

Just seen Downsey's goal again on Sky Sports News - beat 3 Wimbledon defenders to the ball. Took his goal really well. :bow:
by Oil Beef Hooked
03 Aug 2013, 20:47
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: New home shirt
Replies: 609
Views: 71185

Re: New home shirt

chunkygull wrote:
the same thing happened the last 2 times we had it (as i keep saying). the further away you are the paler it gets. even at a short distance it ends up looking a dodgy cream/magnolia.

and no, it isnt a torquay united shirt. :no:


Still don't like it eh Chunks :lol:
by Oil Beef Hooked
03 Aug 2013, 20:13
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: MOTM - Wimbledon
Replies: 28
Views: 2107

MOTM - Wimbledon

Rice
Downes
Ball
Pearce
Benyon
by Oil Beef Hooked
03 Aug 2013, 20:05
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: New home shirt
Replies: 609
Views: 71185

New home shirt

I still think that the design of the shirt that won the competition is better than our new one. However, I have finally succumbed and purchased one today after the match - well, it is a Torquay shirt after all :scarf:

Did anyone notice that the further away the wearer was, the more whiter the shirt looked?

Sat in the Bench, looking towards the Popside, all the new shirts looked white to me. But then again, my eyes are not exactly all that :)

Steve
by Oil Beef Hooked
30 Jul 2013, 19:30
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Pearce signs 2 yr deal
Replies: 55
Views: 7367

Re: Pearce signs 2 yr deal

teeboo100 wrote:actually i can see a bit of worf in him cracking signing this one promised you a brute and a brute has landed quality stiff mr knill
Ooooheerrrr Matron! :rofl:
by Oil Beef Hooked
30 Jul 2013, 00:39
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Squad Photo
Replies: 11
Views: 1962

Squad Photo

The Sondico and TUFC logo don't look right on the squad tops. Manse's are on the white stripes and are too close together, whilst the others appear to have them close to their armpits and too far apart!

Steve