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Shane, you tool, this is clearly NOT what I meant. U muzt b fik or summin LOL!

(Joke or not, I still feel an abject retard writing the accursed phrase "LOL")

Matt.

It's good to see you back posting Fonda, you're posts are always worth the read.

I hope it wasn't anything serious that kept you away from the board in December and that you're keeping well at this present moment in time.

He was locked in my basement with Madeline McCann.

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote:He was locked in my basement with Madeline McCann.

Matt.

RussianGull wrote:At 5foot 10 he's not the brute we're looking for to rule our midfield...

In our household he'd be considered a giant

HRG wrote: In our household he'd be considered a giant

Short 'arses.

As it happens, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I beg to differ. You go tell Brian Shaw he looks like a big American tossbag and that you reckon he has a tiny c**k, see what happens to you.

Oh, you have absolutely NO idea who on earth Brian Shaw is, I see. He is the world's second strongest man, behind Zydrunas Savicas, American, 6'8", 400lbs, capable of carrying 1/6 of a tonne in each hand. Can deadlift a Hyundai 12 times. Treats the clean and jerk (called the overhead log lift in strongman, but the principle is the same) as an overhead press, can press a 90kg dumbell over his head 9 times ONE HANDED and can pull a 25 tonne truck 20 meters in 47 seconds.

HA, I knew I'd get a World's Strongest Man reference in on here somewhere.

On a related subject, HRG, Stephen Fry is currently in a small African village from where he posts photos on Twitter. It's like he is in an episode of Honey, I shrunk the kids. There are these tiny, barley nourished kids, black as the ace of spades, loincloths, spears, sacraficial lambs, huts made of mud and here is massive, pasty white SF in a linen suit sweating his balls off, it is oddly erotic, in a slightly inappropriate way.

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote:Shane, you tool, this is clearly NOT what I meant. U muzt b fik or summin LOL!

(Joke or not, I still feel an abject retard writing the accursed phrase "LOL")

Matt.

'Tool'? A more sensitive soul could take offence at such a slur. Play nice Matthew we're all friends here.

Cheers Trojan, no drama's here. I've been around a bit, just (probably unbelievably to some), had little to say. Found my voice again now though!

Trojan 67 wrote: Short 'arses.

I'm the tallest at 5foot 3. If my boy is going to achieve my dream and play for Torquay or be England scrum half he's going to need a miracle.
Mind you Stevens is a fellow shorty and he's a nippy so 'n' so, there's hope yet

Is there anyone on earth sensitive enough to take offence to the term "tool"? Anyway, we're not all friends, SNW is incapable of being friends with anyone due to his pungent odour!

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote:Is there anyone on earth sensitive enough to take offence to the term "tool"? Anyway, we're not all friends, SNW is incapable of being friends with anyone due to his pungent odour!

Matt.

Matt, you are a complete tool.

Just thought i'd test your theory. Let me know.

Sorry Matt - If I am calling someone a 'tool' then I am generally trying to insult them!

Ok, who are you lot and what have you done with all the DotNetters of old? Come on guys, tool is just about the most tame 'insult' of all time. It's up (or down, if you prefer) there with nincompoop and Shakespearean thumb biting.

Matt.

ferrarilover wrote:Is there anyone on earth sensitive enough to take offence to the term "tool"? Anyway, we're not all friends, SNW is incapable of being friends with anyone due to his pungent odour!

Matt.

At least ive been MOTM.

Loser/Tool.

That did make me laugh.

He's got you there, Matt.