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Have changed the title to include tubes/video clips.

Being a pussy lover, here's one to start :

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/big ... -maru-6522

A farmer gets a phone call from his son : “I ve just run over a pig and it s stuck under the tractor still alive.”

“Shoot it and then bury it” says the farmer.

An hour later the farmer gets another call from his son :

“Done that, now what do I do with his speed camera and bike ?”

this made me laugh

My new bird thinks I'm a right nosey b@st@rd.
I wish she'd tell me to my face instead of writing it in her diary.................

tufcgull wrote:this made me laugh

Yeah, it is funny tufcgull and did watch it again.

However, Scott the Franco/Anglo beat you to it on the "12 Days To" thread.

Oops, should be "12 days of..."

What an old fart and a young fart have in common is fart.

Enjoy ...

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/far ... ublic-3893

Here's a very young fart indeed :
http://www.videobash.com/video_show/wat ... rious-1981

A man is given just 24 hours to live. He tells his wife and crying and upset, they have a wonderful session in the bedroom. Twelve hours later, he wants more, so she gives him the best bj ever. Four hours later, he wants more. 'P**s off', his wife replies. 'Not being funny, but I've got to get up in the morning. You haven't'....

Dear Deirdre,
The wife and I are post seven year itch and we ve forgotten what a sex life is. I now have erection difficulties and the wife and I have different ideas on how to solve the problem.

She suggested Viagra.

I ve bought the fat cow a treadmill.

Prince William's stag do should be fun.

Who else can shove a picture of their Granny in a stripper's G-string ?

A man goes to his Doctor and says ' Everytime I masturbate when I cum i shout EXETER CITY, can you help me'?

Doctor says 'Dont worry about it most wankers do'

Ashley Peacock will be buried in his favourite football shirt :


Tramnere Rovers

I walked into O'Neills Bar in Doncaster, ordered a pint and asked if anyone wanted to hear an Irish joke.
Bloke built like a brick sh*thouse walks from the end of the bar, taps me on the shoulder and says "Before you say anything else, I'm Irish, the Landlord who just served you has done time for murder and he's Irish, that bloke sat at the other end of the bar is a bare knuckle boxing champion for the Irish travellers and the doorman who let you in is Irish, so do you REALLY want to tell an Irish joke in here?"

"No" says I, "Not if I've got to explain it four f*ckin' times!" :mrgreen:

Bloke walks into a pub, buys a quadruple whisky and downs it in one.
“What s up mate?” says the barman.

Bloke says, “I came home early from work and caught my best friend shagging the wife.”

“What did you do?” says the barman.

Bloke says, “I told her to pack her bags and f*ck off.”

“What about the best friend?” says the barman.

Bloke says, “ I looked him direct in the eye and said

BAD DOG … no more biscuits!!"

Top tip of the day.

Increase your internet speed at home.

Change your Wi-Fi router name to Police Cyber Crime Detection Unit.

Then sit back and enjoy faster downloads as perverts in your area crap themselves and free up your broadband speed.