(Darren Walsh has won the prize for funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe).
Must have been a Speissial joke..
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It's not often that I let myself get annoyed enough to respond to inane imbecility such as this, but, given that Argyle are currently leading League Two by five points (and even if they had been bottom of the league), your post, in my considered opinion, is not only unfunny, it is cretinously stupid and silly.EmetEdadsBeard wrote:"Mum, Mum, I've got the biggest knob in my playgroup".
"Of course you have son, that's because you're 28 and retarded. Now be a good boy and don't spill your spaghetti hoops down your Argyle shirt"
(Now that IS funny, unlike the recent cack that's been posted on here by........do i need to name and shame?)
Oooh get you, you soon recognised yourself! Good, I'm glad you're annoyed, maybe if i keep this up you'll get annoyed enough to bugger off you complete and utter bore!Gullscorer wrote: It's not often that I let myself get annoyed enough to respond to inane imbecility such as this, but, given that Argyle are currently leading League Two by five points (and even if they had been bottom of the league), your post, in my considered opinion, is not only unfunny, it is cretinously stupid and silly.
Look in the mirror. Do you see a knob in a plank? (Though I doubt you'd recognise yourself).
Is there ANYONE on this forum who find this utter bilge remotely amusing?Gullscorer wrote:Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.![]()
I've just been reading Delia Smith's instructions for her best scrambled egg. She says, "Your eggs should be soft & fluffy."
Err.. no, Delia, they shouldn't. If they are, it means they've bloody hatched.. :-|
Lawrence meets his friend in Golders Green and asks, "You don’t look too happy, Nathan. How’s business?"
"Oy, don’t ask," replies Nathan, sadly.
"OK, I understand," says Lawrence, "but don’t worry. For this time of year, that’s not too bad."![]()
Note: if these haven't driven EmetEdadsBeard away forever, I'll post a few more..
Copied and pasted from an ancient unfunny american joke site.Gullscorer wrote:A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."
The man perks up.
"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.
"We're getting granite countertops."
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