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Who are your borderline boilers?

The Viz defines a borderline boiler as somebody who makes your eyes says no and your nads say go

Mine:

Carol Vorderman
Mel C
Sue Barker
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You're lying. I know for a fact you would shag Adele before any of those :)

Debbie Harry
Felicity Kendall
Joanna Lumley
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Adele doesn't make my eyes say no....
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Gullscorer wrote:Fern Britton and, er, Clare Balding..

NO NO NO !!!
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They are supposed to be borderline.

Clare Balding?? Making men impotent since 1971

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What about Claire Sweeney? Always had something about her whilst having a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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Clare Balding?!! Sue Barker?!! My word! Joanna Lumley?!! She's ok if you're in your 60's I suppose.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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Patsy Kensit is one that gets me too.

Oh, and that ginger bird off Eastenders.
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AustrianAndyGull wrote:Joanna Lumley?!!
The downside to her is, in my opinion, the size of her teeth....would be worried they would catch on something....
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Gullscorer wrote:Ellie Harrison
Nothing borderline about her!!!! She's gorgeous!!
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Scott Brehaut wrote:Patsy Kensit is one that gets me too.

Oh, and that ginger bird off Eastenders.


What Bianca?!!!! :Z
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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What about Kirsty Young?
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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