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Borderline Boilers

Post by Scott Brehaut » 30 Jul 2013, 22:20

Who are your borderline boilers?

The Viz defines a borderline boiler as somebody who makes your eyes says no and your nads say go

Mine:

Carol Vorderman
Mel C
Sue Barker
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Post by Southampton Gull » 30 Jul 2013, 22:22

You're lying. I know for a fact you would shag Adele before any of those :)

Debbie Harry
Felicity Kendall
Joanna Lumley
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Post by Scott Brehaut » 30 Jul 2013, 22:28

Adele doesn't make my eyes say no....
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Post by Southampton Gull » 30 Jul 2013, 23:42

Gullscorer wrote:Fern Britton and, er, Clare Balding..

NO NO NO !!!
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Post by Scott Brehaut » 31 Jul 2013, 00:24

They are supposed to be borderline.

Clare Balding?? Making men impotent since 1971

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Post by Scott Brehaut » 31 Jul 2013, 00:26

What about Claire Sweeney? Always had something about her whilst having a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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Post by AustrianAndyGull » 31 Jul 2013, 11:44

Clare Balding?!! Sue Barker?!! My word! Joanna Lumley?!! She's ok if you're in your 60's I suppose.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.

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Post by Scott Brehaut » 31 Jul 2013, 12:26

Patsy Kensit is one that gets me too.

Oh, and that ginger bird off Eastenders.
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Post by Scott Brehaut » 31 Jul 2013, 12:27

AustrianAndyGull wrote:Joanna Lumley?!!
The downside to her is, in my opinion, the size of her teeth....would be worried they would catch on something....
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Post by Scott Brehaut » 31 Jul 2013, 12:28

Gullscorer wrote:Ellie Harrison
Nothing borderline about her!!!! She's gorgeous!!
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Post by AustrianAndyGull » 31 Jul 2013, 12:43

Scott Brehaut wrote:Patsy Kensit is one that gets me too.

Oh, and that ginger bird off Eastenders.


What Bianca?!!!! :Z
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Post by AustrianAndyGull » 31 Jul 2013, 13:23

What about Kirsty Young?
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.

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