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Scott Brehaut wrote:Louise Mensch.

Ding dong.
Well after looking at a couple of pictures, hmmm, maybe, dunno, not sure, possibly, might do, oh hell of course I bloody would! :devil:
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Gullscorer wrote:Louise Mensch? Good God no..!!

Caroline Flint MP (not that I'd vote for her either): http://uk.images.search.yahoo.com/searc ... lint+mp%22

Looking for a nice UKIP girl... :)


Samah Naz ... UKIP candidate for Richmond Park... :-D
http://www.starnow.co.uk/samahnaz
Oh Christ GS not too sure about that Caroline Flint but Samah Naz looks a bit tidy.

As suggested further back, out of the political babes I would go for Esther Mcvey, but only if she doesnt speak, her voice gets on my nerves.
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Scott Brehaut wrote:Louise Mensch.

Ding dong.

I would ;-)
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Carol Kirkwood. Oh yes please.
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Rebel Wilson...
Mid twenties and already fits this auspicious category really well.... :devil: :S :rofl:

And no I wouldn't.... :Z

But chunkygull would.

Probably.
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Nothing borderline about her.
She's nowhere near the bloody line!! She's so far past the line she makes Pluto seem close to earth.

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Post by SuperNickyWroe » 28 minutes ago

Rebel Wilson...
Mid twenties and already fits this auspicious category really well....

And no I wouldn't....

But chunkygull would.

Probably.

Jesus Christ almighty, what do you take me for, how dare you sir!

Mind you, yes she is a big girl (a very big girl), but I have been know to partake in the pleasures of larger ladies, she is blonde, she has a decent set of baps, a sense of humour, no I couldnt, I just couldnt. Could I ? :-/

Just seen her on Graham Norton, blimey! I doubt it.

Back in my younger days after a few beverages I likely would have, I wasnt fussy, but I certainly wouldnt now.

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Scott Brehaut wrote:Nothing borderline about her.
She's nowhere near the bloody line!! She's so far past the line she makes Pluto seem close to earth.

;-)

He obviously goes for women that make him appear slim ;-)
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Southampton Gull wrote:
He obviously goes for women that make him appear slim ;-)
Whereas your good self goes for the ugly ones to make you look ultra handsome... ;-)
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Can't be true, never looked at your missus ;-)
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chunkygull wrote:
Jesus Christ almighty, what do you take me for, how dare you sir!

Mind you, yes she is a big girl (a very big girl), but I have been know to partake in the pleasures of larger ladies, she is blonde, she has a decent set of baps, a sense of humour, no I couldnt, I just couldnt. Could I ? :-/

Just seen her on Graham Norton, blimey! I doubt it.

Back in my younger days after a few beverages I likely would have, I wasnt fussy, but I certainly wouldnt now.

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20 years ago yes, definitely a NO FU**ING WAY now ;-)
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