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AustrianAndyGull wrote:What about Kirsty Young?
Oh yes!!

It has to be somebody who, on first glance you would say "not a chance", but the old loins are stirred up by anyway.

Totally sexist and demeaning to women but, hey, its a tough world old there. :)

By the way, the ginger one was Patsy Palmer. Yum yum.
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Lily Savage.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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AustrianAndyGull wrote:Lily Savage.
Always knew you Austrians were weird....

Nadia from Big Brother ;-)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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catherine tate
sarah millican
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SuperNickyWroe wrote:catherine tate
sarah millican
I rather chop it off and then put the bloody stump in a shed load of vinegar than put it anywhere near those two.
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Same here Scott.
Strangely enough it was Pope Gregory the 9th inviting me for drinks aboard his steam yacht, the saucy sue currently wintering in montego bay with the England cricket team and the Balanese Goddess of plenty.
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AustrianAndyGull wrote:Same here Scott.

who asked either of you??
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Scott Brehaut wrote:Ellie Harrison

Nothing borderline about her!!!! She's gorgeous!!

You're bloody right, she's one of the prettiest girls I've seen for ages. Utterly beguiling.

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Madonna.
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definitely carol vorderman

her loose women mate jane mcdonald (what a pair, but only if she promises not to sing).

the wife (only joking dear).

bbc weather presenter carol kirkwood (dont know why, i think im a breast man these days, and im developing a penchant for older women also).

lynda carter (wonder woman), shes 62 now and i still would, still a damn fine looking woman. the most gorgeous woman ever in her prime. :bow:

in fact i would love to give lynda carter (62), sophia loren (78), racquel welch (72), jill st john (72) and britt ekland (70) a damn good seeing to and then i would show my mates pictures of them when they were young and in their prime and i can say "hey lads i've had that". ;-)

bloody hell, who am i trying to kid, if its got a pair of t!ts, a hole and a heartbeat i'd sh@g it. :devil:

anyway enjoy lynda (sigh) in her prime.
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and heres another one-

oh dear we've started something now.

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Helen Mirran is worth a look at too.

She must be about 100 by now, but is still a looker
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Helen Lederer - if you're a pensioner or fancy yourself as a toyboy.. http://www.helenlederer.co.uk/
Emma Kennedy - though perhaps she's not quite borderline.. http://www.emmakennedy.net/
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