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Post by Glostergull » 25 Dec 2016, 20:07

Gullscoere. That Joke is so old its mouldy.
here is one of my own.

3 wise men decide to visit the messiah soon to be born. but they can't work out how to get there. one suggest trying to go in a camper van. Miy shack. Your shack and a Bungalow all in one
Always Look on the bright side of life

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Post by Gullscorer » 26 Dec 2016, 08:28

A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor told them that they were physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair. His wife asked, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen for a drink," he replied.
She asked, " Will you get me piece of cake?"
The husband said, "Sure."
She gently reminded him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget it?"
He said, "No, I can certainly remember that!"
Then the woman said, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down because I know you'll forget it."
The man replied, "I can remember that! You want some cake with strawberries."
She added, "I'd also like whipped cream on top. Now I'm certain you're gonna forget that, so you'd better write it down ok."
Irritated, he said, "I don't need to write it down woman! I can remember that! Cake with strawberries! And whipped cream!"
He grumbled all the way into the kitchen.

After about 30 minutes the old man returned from the kitchen and handed his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "Where's my toast?

Oops..!! I think I might already have posted that one. Or did I..?? :oops:


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Post by EmetEdadsBeard » 10 Jan 2017, 17:42

What do you call a cowboy from Barnsley?






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Post by Glostergull » 16 Jan 2017, 12:34

Gullscorer wrote:
02 Jan 2017, 23:19
Gerard Hoffnung: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI
Ahhh good ole radio comedy. the best and one from the archives that gets the ole mind working again. bliss!
Always Look on the bright side of life

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Post by EmetEdadsBeard » 16 Jan 2017, 19:09

Why did the baker have brown hands ?

He kneaded a poo.. :-/
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