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Post by EmetEdadsBeard » 18 Nov 2017, 10:49

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for aftershave, filmed at Anfield.

Only six of them took part though.





Because Yul never wore cologne. :rofl:
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Post by EmetEdadsBeard » 21 Nov 2017, 18:05

I just buried an ancient woolly pachyderm.....................












it was a mammoth undertaking. :-/
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Post by EmetEdadsBeard » 13 Jan 2018, 12:47

Kids in schools around St James Park have had letters home, it states to the parents that because it is very cold at the moment they are advising parents picking children up from the gate to wear two pairs of pyjamas. :-/
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Post by EmetEdadsBeard » 13 Jan 2018, 18:35

Derek Adams the Gargs manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over.

Two weeks later the Gargs are 2-0 down to Exeter with only 20 minutes left The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation. He scores 3 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for The Gargs . The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 2 - 0 down but I scored 3, they call it a hat-trick, and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the press, they all love me.'

'Just wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day

Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted, she would have been raped but for a passing police vehicle.

Your brother has joined a local gang of looters and set fire to some buildings and all while you tell me that you were having a great time!!'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry.'

Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum.

'It's your bloody fault we came to Plymouth in the first place! =D
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Post by EmetEdadsBeard » 41 minutes ago

Mrs Beard and I went to see the Red Arrows yesterday. There were gasps of oooh and ahhh as the crowd watched in amazement.

There was near miss after near miss and this had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief.

It was a good half hour worth of entertainment, but in the end she finally managed to park the car and we made our way to the air show. :-o
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