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"Fatness test"!

Post by Northumbergull »

Classic BBC blooper on their L2 notes for today's match at Stevenage:

"Torquay striker Elliott Benyon has been suffering with a knee problem and will be handed a late fatness test." :lol:


Just magic!

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Bruce, they must have got our elliot "confused" with akinfatwa!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by HRG »

Brilliant!
Pretty sure I failed one of those last night, blasted scales.
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HRG wrote:Brilliant!
Pretty sure I failed one of those last night, blasted scales.
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dont be so hard on yourself. :(

Southampton Gull fails one of those every morning.

and afternoon.

and evening! :lol: :lol:
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Post by HRG »

It's my own fault, must lay off the biscuits, curry, lager, cheesecake...
Ah sod it, it was worth it :)
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HRG wrote:It's my own fault, must lay off the biscuits, curry, lager, cheesecake...
Ah sod it, it was worth it :)
thats the spirit hrg :)
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SuperNickyWroe wrote: HRG,

dont be so hard on yourself. :(

Southampton Gull fails one of those every morning.

and afternoon.

and evening! :lol: :lol:
And he is still slimmer than you PMSL!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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or Puffing Billy Kee
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brucie wrote:or Puffing Billy Kee

I dare you to say that to his face!

I still believe he will come good and will be an excellent addition.
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Post by brucie »

Yep - all he has to do is lose some weight, get fit, start banging the goals in and stop looking like a western league player. Simples.
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