Middle class football chants.

[yellow]

It is evident that the gentleman with the whistle is a self-abuser.

[Fonda]

Your stadia is evidently quite shabby, and your followers are defficient in number.

[Rjc70]

What on earth, what on earth, what on earth did the opposition player just do. Wh-at on earth did the opposition player just do.

[Pepperami]

Farewell equine,
Adieu Dobbin,
Taking my leave of my mount,
And at the same time I was emoting thus,
I was bidding my steed auf weidersehen

[Northumbergull]

"He's vertically challenged,
He's globe-like in proportions,
He's seemingly made of rubber when perambulating forwards,
Number IX, number IX"

(He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, number 9, number 9!")

Cheers

Bruce

[Northumbergull]

"Our supporters thrice offer the invitation to those we see opposite to meet you in the centre of your stadia, but only if you feel sufficiently invigorated this afternoon for a bit of Queensbury Rules martial arts."

(On the pitch, on the pitch, on the pitch - come and 'ave a go, if you think yer 'ard enuff!")

Cheers

Bruce

[Glostergull]

Oh my word. I have trouble with procreative faith. Your illicitations have imbibed a humour of type which I hath not experienced in some years. My person has persued a position of prostration in a horizantal state while in the meantime spewing forth a stream of merry excitment.
may we remind ourselves that our own supporters have already done this for real at Chelteham. I was most surprised to hear us exclaim to their supporters after a particular expletives filled message from them . "YOUR JUST A BUNCH OF NIT WITS". now I realise we were just being a tad restrained in our reply. we could have vented forth with 15 mintues of Shakespearean English. I will be interested in what happens next.

[Rjc70]

Be amongst them.
Sabotage their game plan.

[stratfordgull]

I believe that I may have made your mothers acquaintance some time ago, and so I believe, did the majority of my colleagues in the Grenadier Guards

[Awayday]

Be amongst them.
Sabotage their game plan.

Made me larf


The county of Devonshire, is a delightful place
I said, the county of Devonshire IS a delightful place
It contains a large volume of ladies upper particulars, a large volume of ladies vulva and of course the pleasant town of Torquay
Thus making Devonshire the most delightful place to be

[Colorado Gull]

Oh Exeter
Is replete of excrement

[Pepperami]

Oh Exeter
Is replete of excrement

Genius Danny.

In case Stevenage should field their reserve stopper at Plainmoor:

"Belt Fastener had carnal knowledge of your spouse"

Supposedly.

[Awayday]

The gentleman stood next to me, who is from a town in Hampshire but is a life long supporter of Torquay, has a greater volume than the opposing football team supporters.

[wivelgull]

O Isca! Est plenus merdorum,
O Isca! Est plenus merdorum,
Plenus merdorum, merdorum, et plus merdorum
O Isca! Est plenus merdorum.

[wivelgull]

Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Odemus Argyle et odemus Argyle,
Invidiae Argyleorum sumus.