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Post by yellow »

You re so challenged. It is barely credible.
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Post by ferrarilover »

Guys,

You have surpassed yourselves, some of these are great. I'm so impressed, I'm considering a prize for the best one. Perhaps a poke in the eye with a pointy stick or some such.

Matt.
J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
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Post by Pepperami »

Our stubbly right-sided Ulsterman is unique,
Our stubbly right-sided Ulsterman is unique,
He is now greatly improved,
Promenading in a Border City utopia.
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Post by Awayday »

The adjudicator likes to relinquish pleasure upon himself
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Post by Fonda »

Head in this direction and try your damndest, if you believe yourselves to be of sufficient strength to do so.
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Post by westbaygull »

Primary colour between green and orange on the spectrum tinted multitude
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Post by Awayday »

Please remain seated at all times, whilst remaining quiet
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Post by AndyC »

Assign one's butler to construct a combustible pile of detritus
Assign one's butler to construct a combustible pile of detritus
Delicately place one's rival from the city of Plymouth at the summit
Delicately place one's rival from the city of Exeter underneath
Proceed to light and then set fire to the resulting mass
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Post by happytorq »

"Your female sibling provides you with maternal genetic material.
Your paternal genetic material comes from your male sibling,
You have a somewhat loose interpretation of the social mores and traditions that usually preclude intra-familial breeding,
The Yeovil family"
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Eam non defectum. Ego potest tractare quod. Est spes occidit me.
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Post by Awayday »

happytorq wrote:"Your female sibling provides you with maternal genetic material.
Your paternal genetic material comes from your male sibling,
You have a somewhat loose interpretation of the social mores and traditions that usually preclude intra-familial breeding,
The Yeovil family"
made me larf
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Post by westbaygull »

Your homeward transportation will be in the rear of a medically equipped vehicle
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Post by AndyC »

westbaygull wrote:Your homeward transportation will be in the rear of a medically equipped vehicle
Claret and off magnolia?
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Post by Dave »

When i was just a small child,i asked my parents what should i be.
Should i go along and support torquay,or should i support exeter.
The reply from my dear mother was,go to the bathroom and clean the dirt from you mouth my son..
Then go to the shed and fetch your father's weapon.
Point it in the general direction of those exeter people,and scare them a little.
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Post by yellow »

You unclean higher latitude illegitimate children.
You unclean higher latitude illegitimate children.
"A day without football is a day lost" (Ernst Happel)
"Look at the (Plainmoor) stars, Look how they shine for you, And everything you do, Yeah they were all yellow" (C. Martin)
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Post by AndyC »

Your team was winning by a couple of goals to zero and made rather a frightful mess of it.

* No-one pointed out the obvious error in the original :lol:
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