Right, this is probably not Main Board appropriate, but I'll put it here for now.
The premise is simple, (it had to be, otherwise a large proportion if you would be excluded from participating). All you have to do it take a well known football song and alter the words to make it 'News at Ten' appropriate.
I'll kick off (see what I did there?) with 'You're s*** and you know you are.'
My Moira Stewart version would be 'You're not especially talented and, despite obvious and understandable self denial to the contrary, you are fully aware of the fact!'
Ok, I'll grant you, this is not liable to be the next 'Who wants to be a millionaire' but it might keep a few if us amused for just long enough to forget the turgid plod through eternity that is life.
Matt.
Middle class football chants.
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ferrarilover
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Middle class football chants.
J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
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westbaygull
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1. My plod isn't turgid.
2. Those words don't fit the tune.
2. Those words don't fit the tune.
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1. I have some Immodium to help with that
2. In that case, you're using the wrong tune.
Anyway, I've heard you sing, it seems you wouldn't know a tune if it punched you on the nose.
Matt.
2. In that case, you're using the wrong tune.
Anyway, I've heard you sing, it seems you wouldn't know a tune if it punched you on the nose.
Matt.
J5 said, "ferrarilover is 100% correct"
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Ok then. You rather grubby, domiciled slightly above Watford on the road map, typical children of today's England.
How's that? <sigh>...
How's that? <sigh>...
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We hope that you are able to hear us, to the message that we are trying to give across, we are keeping it clean, with nothing obscene, and discussing the outstanding situation that Torquay United seem to find themselves is as they travel on.
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Do not be upstanding and hush thy mouth.
Thats bordering Shakespearean English that :Pwestbaygull wrote:Do not be upstanding and hush thy mouth.
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Disageeing profoundly I admonished him with some earthy expletives!
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Has one ever perused a sandy area adjacent to an ocean?
Your surreptitious departure is within our field of vision.
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He s hither and thither. He is almost omnipresent. He is our very own Kevin Hill.
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