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by EmetEdadsBeard
08 Dec 2018, 20:20
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Who are the biggest sellers of ice cream in the middle east?







Walls of Jericho =D
by EmetEdadsBeard
08 Dec 2018, 18:45
Forum: Matchday Topics
Topic: Torquayunited v Welling United 8/12/18
Replies: 108
Views: 16428

Torquayunited v Welling United 8/12/18

Anyone out there know if this is the clubs best ever run of 'league' wins and/or unbeaten run? Five on the bounce and eleven without loss, I can't ever remember a run like this even when Gibbs, Gurney Watson and Gittens got the best part of 30 goals between them in 1998 from defence!
by EmetEdadsBeard
17 Jun 2018, 14:49
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine was looking for recommendations for a GDPR consultant. "Do you know anyone suitable?" he asked me.



"Oh yes I replied, I know a really good one. "But I can't tell you his name." :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Apr 2018, 18:55
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Two Japanese blokes bump into each other on holiday in Australia, and as they are the only Japanese in the hotel bar they strike up a conversation. First Jap says he his from Wakayama, and the other one says "what a coincidence, so am I, I live close to the north of the river" "Wow&qu...
by EmetEdadsBeard
21 Apr 2018, 20:28
Forum: Matchday Topics
Topic: Hartlepool United V Torquay United
Replies: 69
Views: 15297

Hartlepool United V Torquay United

evening all. proud to say I was one of the 152. unfortunately that's as good as it gets. on to the game - controlled it and actually played well. their goal was an unlucky one as it was deflected and gave Vince no chance. it was the pen miss that cost us. Williams hit it well, but it was at a good ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
20 Apr 2018, 19:58
Forum: Matchday Topics
Topic: Hartlepool United V Torquay United
Replies: 69
Views: 15297

Hartlepool United V Torquay United

Me and the Time Bandit have decided to go tomorrow, be having a pint in The Corner Flag before the game. might be the last one we see for some time........ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
03 Apr 2018, 19:56
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine was in the pub last night, he went for a slash and when he came back there was a Chinese bloke leaning on the bar where he'd been stood a few moments previous. "Now then" says my mate, "do you know any martial arts, you know, Kung Fu, Karate, Ju Jitsu or owt like that?&...
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Mar 2018, 16:45
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Many years ago a mate of mine went to the barbers. "What style would you like?" asks the barber. "I'll have a Tony Curtis" says my mate. After about twenty minutes snipping and shaving away he dusted my mate off and picked up the mirror to show the finished job. He'd shaved every...
by EmetEdadsBeard
12 Feb 2018, 18:18
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I don't know whether you'd heard or not, but the World Origami Federation were in financial difficulties.






Well unfortunately they’ve folded.
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Jan 2018, 15:02
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: RIP Mark E Smith
Replies: 2
Views: 1035

RIP Mark E Smith

He was just 2 years older than me, but looked 32 years older. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Jan 2018, 14:57
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Pretentious shirt names
Replies: 12
Views: 8361

Pretentious shirt names

It's a trivial matter in the grand scheme of things but it's winding me up a bit now. Names that footballers have on the back of their shirts. Just watching Liverpool now and Van Dijk has the name 'VIRGIL' printed on the back of his shirt. Yes technically it's his name and he might prefer being cal...
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Jan 2018, 18:47
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 297
Views: 32270

Latest Film You've Seen

It Watches.

Thought at first it would be a rip off of Stephen Kings 'IT', but it is instead a mish mash of The Shining, Nightmare On Elm Street, Halloween and Psycho.

Watchable, 6/10
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Jan 2018, 16:48
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Mrs Beard and I went to see the Red Arrows yesterday. There were gasps of oooh and ahhh as the crowd watched in amazement. There was near miss after near miss and this had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief. It was a good half hour worth of entertainment, but in the...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 18:35
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 836
Views: 171645

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Derek Adams the Gargs manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later the Gargs are 2-0 down to Exeter with only 20 minutes left The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes. The ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 18:15
Forum: Matchday Topics
Topic: Torquay v Eastleigh 13/01/2018 (PP)
Replies: 167
Views: 22222

Torquay v Eastleigh 13/01/2018 (PP)

SuperNickyWroe wrote: 13 Jan 2018, 17:27 looking forward to going to these last few northern away games this season..... :-/

as it'll be a bit of a drive for even the closest one next season. :@
Message me mate might join you for one or two.

Don't know why must have been banged on head........ :-/