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So the Lone Ranger finally gets caught by some indians, and the Chief, who has great respect for him says, "In three days I'm going to kill you, but because of who you are I'm going to grant you three last wishes. What is your first wish?" "I'd like to speak to my horse Silver please&...

A mate of mine was called out to repair a dishwasher for a lady. On arrival he was greeted at the door by said lady and behind her was the most enormous bulldog he had ever seen. She said she had to go out, but not to worry about the dog as he wouldn't bother him, but under no circumstances must he ...

Warnocks a pig (thats a Sheff United fan to you) Hes from Sheffield.
Diouf is a dirty obnoxious little get from a dirty little country.
Lancashire cheese is from Lancashire-and its bloody delicious! (See no biased here)

I hate Warnock with a passion but this time he's correct. Diouf is a dirty little sh*te of a person and its nowhere near the first time he's been involved in an unsavoury incident. I cant understand how he doesn't get chinned every week he's such a turd.
Why do clubs keep employing him?

It was a pen. and believe me I'm no Man Ure fan. It was one of those games where I wanted both to lose. But contact made, next step off balance (his foot is clearly not squarely on the turf) fall over=penalty. And finally a ref whose had the gonads to send off Gerrard for a dangerous tackle, somethi...

OK, its time for the thicko's among us to stand up and be counted. Own up (if you dare, and be truthful) if you voted Conservative at the last General election and explain, after todays VAT rise which will only really hurt the less well paid in society (predicted by me on Facebook on the day they w...

A mate of mine was called out to repair a dishwasher for a lady. On arrival he was greeted at the door by said lady and behind her was the most enormous bulldog he had ever seen. She said she had to go out, but not to worry about the dog as he wouldn't bother him, but under no circumstances must he ...

OK, its time for the thicko's among us to stand up and be counted. Own up (if you dare, and be truthful) if you voted Conservative at the last General election and explain, after todays VAT rise which will only really hurt the less well paid in society (predicted by me on Facebook on the day they wo...

I am white (Caucasian), one of my mates is brown and of Indian descent (Asian) the bloke down the Chinese chippy is yellow(ish) and Oriental and the big black bloke (and one of my mates at work AND one of my nieces) is black and NEGROID. Cant see what your argument is. (PS how do I put my signature...

I am white (Caucasian), one of my mates is brown and of Indian descent (Asian) the bloke down the Chinese chippy is yellow(ish) and Oriental and the big black bloke (and one of my mates at work AND one of my nieces) is black and NEGROID. Cant see what your argument is. (PS how do I put my signature ...

The point is whether the reference to the colour of his skin was needed in the first place. Would you put that Guy Branston (for example) was a big white b*****d? Probably not - there is no need. So why is there a need to point out if somebody is black? No Scott, you wouldn't say white when describ...

Too slow Trojan, I'm in! :mrgreen: Racism. :red: Whats that all about then? Disliking (even hatred) someone because they have a different ethnic background, something the individual has absolutely no control over. Not that that should make a blind bit of difference anyway BUT (and it's a MASSIVE ) b...

Bournemouth 3-1 Plymouth Dag & Red 1-0 Rochdale Exeter 1-2 MK Dons Oldham 1-3 Swindon Yeovil 0-0 Brentford Aldershot 2-2 Oxford Utd Bradford 3-0 Barnet Crewe 1-1 Wycombe Northampton 2-0 Cheltenham Shrewsbury 2-0 Morecambe Full Time: Torquay 2-1 Carlisle Half Time: Torquay 1-0 Carlisle First Torq...

It was our first view of the season yesterday and we were fairly impressed. On balance of play and chances created they should have been put to bed by half time, thought the Gulls played some very tidy stuff with maybe the final ball lacking. Their left back had a 'mare as Zeb seemed to be able to p...