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Seems odd that we'd end with such a low-level opponent. We usually start with the pub teams then move onto the grown-ups. Still, I suppose if we're to spend a whole season turning out against teams of **** estate agents and van drivers, we might as well warm up against the same. I've rather enjoyed ...

torq2u wrote: ↑16 Jul 2018, 17:25
Matt. Is it you? Are you back?

*Waves like escaped mental patient*

The first question needs to be, "why won''t you answer questions about your past ventures?" That's a question about questions, not a question about past ventures.

#questions

Matt.

Hence the statement the club put out a week before the kit was launched. Quoted below for ease. "Torquay United is pleased to announce that we will release our kit for the 2018/19 season on the 12th July. The kit, which will be manufactured by a small American company called Nike will be predom...

I can't be arsed to find the thread(s), but I remember when we changed the name of Plainmoor to the LWS; there was **** anarchy on here. Threats of a boycott, people defiantly banging the drum for heads to roll over such a life-changing decision which chipped away at the very cornerstone of the heri...

Hi all, I've not the brains with which I was born, so I forgot the password to this new account. Fortunately, I remain logged in on this one device. Thanks ever so much for the tremendous kindness in the replies to this, I am pleased it raised a smile among the readership. I've just realised that Yo...

Hold onto yourself, Squadron Leader, because you're not going to like this. The saving grace is it won't be here long, because the admin will sling it in the bin before because of all the swears... No doubt i'll get misunderstood with the following comments by the usual suspects but here goes... If ...

Funny you should say that Glos. I can't do it precisely because I'm in London that morning to make arrangements for a new purchase...

Matt.

No folks, not for me. A gentleman of excellent repute requires a ride from his Leicestershire home (conveniently close to a major arterial route) to the Shots match and back again. I am unavoidably detained that AM. Paulie B is not in a position to assist. Any of the Yellow Army willing to offer a l...

GI has existed in one shape or another for 80 years or whatever. Their entire history is made up of buying sports clubs and **** them over for personal gain. Give them a chance? Yeah, 251st time's a charm. If Ian Watkins really, really promised to behave himself this time, would you let him babysit?...

He's a little further from fully fit than you'd expect. We are looking for cover, but lost out to Newport for one player. Irons in the fire.

Matt.

This just happened... https://x.com/hursty43/status/817346358344564736 What do people think of this?? I think it's a Tweet from a proper Matt who seems to revel in being a proper Matt then whinging about it when he gets called a proper Matt for being a proper Matt. He'll be sharing a cell with Zebr...

Precisely that. As usual it's up to Dave to be the sensible adult in a thread.

Matt.

As usual Tomo, your efforts are well intentioned, but aimed at the wrong target. There was I, merrily minding my own business when I was subjected to a personal and Islamophobic attack. That I have posted in my own defence and taken stick from you for so doing does rather align you with the man maki...

You posted your own racist innuendo matey........all right 'Garden Gnome' then . Your previous ramblings were evidence enough, but it's nice of you to post this final, barely intelligible tripe, just to really hammer home the point. Lee Mansell been in touch recently, perhaps about his impending lo...