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If you play football the way you play the drum we may need to tell the residents of Isleworth to board up their windows PMSL

I was planning on doing that anyway being we can see F*** All

If at 90 minutes we are 2-0 down mate you can keep the bloody tickets lol

Dear Paul, I am ever so sorry about posting that picture up of you as the Cadbury's Gorilla. I believe my punishment should be for you to print 1000 pictures off of me on an out door gym, getting laughed at by 2 chinese ladies, in preperation for an all day drinking session, and distribute them at ...

Bloody hell we got Barley, Walshy and Oli representing the fans of Torquay, you might as well have thrown in Pastie, Gruffagull and Twitchy for full measure.

Being I took the pictures do you really think I don't have the originals as well?

Don't forget I have Facebook pictures as well......... there is a particular favourite of you doing exercises before the D&R game.....

I really need to learn when I can and cannot laugh in the office.

Shall we just agree with the Prince of Wales? I think Alex only wants to go to the John Peel for the hope of seeing naked ladies..........

I would probably be up for something like this, I missed out last time. Would need to play the last 10 minutes though, not sure my fitness can do 15 minutes any more (as the wife will tell you).

If we don't go up and Exter come down then we have next season to prove we are Devon's top club by being above them both all season in League 2

FFS someone confirm where we are going then, no idea where John Peel Pub is.

This keeps getting flagged up. There is a league table somewhere based on the average home attendance and the away attendance. I seem to remember Torquay have one of the biggest percentages in League 1 and 2. The problem is when you get to the likes of Arsenal, Chelsea, Man Utd, they consistantly fi...

Didn't we have this conversation when we played Leatherhead in the cup once and I had to "get some milk". Or better still last season on my Brother Inlaws stag do when we were at Old Trafford and I had to "pop out to get a striper"?