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A nun gets on a bus thats empty bar the driver. She says to him "I'm going to die soon, I've been diagnosed with an incurible disease, but I want to experience sex before i go, but I must remain a virgin, so it must be anal and I cant be involved in adultery so the man must be single. Can you f...

My girlfriend thinks i'm a stalker.




Well she's not actually my girlfriend yet...............................................................

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Emet, I'm no fan of Thatchers and we both know each other well enough to know I consider you a mate, I just can't agree with your sentiments regarding wishing her dead, I guess we won't ever agree and I don't have a problem with that. What happened to the coal industry wasn't purely down to one per...

I sincerely hope that isn't a serious wish of yours as it would suggest to me that your life must be really miserable. Just thank your lucky stars that you live in a tolerant society that allows you the freedom to write in that fashion and not somewhere like Burma, North Korea or Libya where you wo...

Twas I who made the comment about him working hard and beating several players, and as I was there I stand by what i saw (as a relative neutral who was driving as well I watched from a sober neutral point of view). Also the Pens. I was 15 yards away-they were both penalties, contact made with player...

During the last 'Labour' government we had the truckers and farmers blockading the roads at the outragious price of fuel, up to 90p a litre. Now its £1.31 and guess what? NOTHING. Strange that (from our lovely Tory loving farmers and road haulage people) isnt it? If our farmers had been predo...

Trojan 67 wrote:Did he fire six shots or only five ? . . .

Do Ya feel lucky? Well do Ya, punk?

Jonathan Ross has been arrested and charged with shoplifting a kitchen utensil. When asked why a millionaire would steal such a cheap item he said it was a whisk he was prepared to take......................... :mrgreen:

Heard on an Alzeimers sufferers rights march in Donny this week--

(Leader)"What do we want?"
(Chorus) "F*ck knows"
(Leader)"When do we want it?"
(Chorus)"Want what?"

It was £4.99 today but I noticed that it was a different year and had a lower alcoholic content. Just another example of cuts under the Condems I wondered? What did anyone expect under a Tory government? Cuts in the alcohol content, cuts in the age of the wine, cuts in the higher (50%) rate ...

Promoted from the third division in my first season and in a promotion spot in my second-European qualification beckons!

Oh dear, back to driving. Late teen/early 20s blonde bimbo's who drive ALL the way around roundabouts in the outside lane then having just missing broadsiding me as I cut across them (in the correct lane) blare their horn at me. LEARN TO USE ROUNDABOUTS AND JUNCTIONS CORRECTLY YOU THICK,USELESS GET!...

Can only say what i think i saw mate. I shall watch it on the FL Show later and maybe change my mind once i've seen the incident properly. As for Stevens. I have never slagged off Stevens which i heard some fans do again today however i do feel that his overall output is poor. He did work his socks...