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by EmetEdadsBeard
Yesterday, 20:34
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

An elderly mate of mine was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son... "Yes Dad, what is it," "Don't be nervous son; do your best, and just remember, if it doe...
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Sep 2017, 19:30
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Highest and lowest TUFC away support.
Replies: 33
Views: 1635

Highest and lowest TUFC away support.

Took my lad to Darlington 95/96 season, won 0-2 and I counted 28 in the away end.
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Sep 2017, 20:22
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Son - "Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"
Dad - "Because your mum loves Easter, it's an anagram."
Son - "Thanks Dad."
Dad - "No problem Alan"
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Sep 2017, 20:18
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Prossy asks a Scouser if he wants a blowjob.

"Not sure", says the Scouser, "will it affect my benefits?" :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Sep 2017, 20:15
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

An xenophobe, a white supremacist and a sexual predator walk into a bar.

The barman says "What'll it be, Mr. Trump?" :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Aug 2017, 20:09
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I got into an argument with a dwarf today after I accidentally walked into him.

He was shouting at me, saying, "You ****ing tosser, watch where you're going you two-hat etc etc"
I was going to say something back to him ........ but decided to be the bigger man. :nod:
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Aug 2017, 20:07
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked backside out of the window.

.....Chuffin' toot and car moon!..... :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
08 Aug 2017, 16:21
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I tried a new sex position. It's called parcel force.
You have to stay in all day and no-one comes :-o
by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Jul 2017, 17:16
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

My lady friend went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her aviaries. The doctor says, " you're being silly. You mean ovaries. Aviaries are where you find birds." My lady friend shook her head and said she meant *aviaries*. Not prepared to argue, the doctor told her to get on the couch for ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
02 Jul 2017, 20:20
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” Mrs Beard screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”
“You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”
“Well, that’s your own fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.” :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Jun 2017, 19:04
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine walked into a bar and sat next to a really attractive woman, He gave her a quick glance then causally looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replied, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."...
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Jun 2017, 18:56
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 761
Views: 44712

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

My wife told me that sex is loads better on holiday... wasn't the best postcard I've received........ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
29 Jun 2017, 20:27
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 41
Views: 1870

Hillsborough Verdicts

Thanks Dave, and Merse, the problem with so many people is they believe everything that the second enquiry, the Justice campaign and the sychopnantic media say about Liverpool fans. Yellowforever is one of these people. If the SECOND (brought about because they didn't get the verdict they wanted fro...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Jun 2017, 20:33
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 41
Views: 1870

Hillsborough Verdicts

Have you read this, from the original 'Hillsborough' thread? http://torquayfans.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7998&p=171132#p171132 ? Try reading the rest of it as well. Then have a think about fan behavior in general at big matches "Luke, your partners uncle was almost certainly an innocent victim of a s...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Jun 2017, 18:06
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 41
Views: 1870

Hillsborough Verdicts

Absolute b0ll0cks. Without this they've no one to claim compo off. Nothing will bring the dead back so why have we had 28 years of it being rammed down our throats, they just wont let it rest. Ever noticed that Valley Parade, Ibrox and more notably Heysel are rarely mentioned? No second enquiries, n...