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by EmetEdadsBeard
21 Nov 2017, 18:05
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
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I just buried an ancient woolly pachyderm.....................












it was a mammoth undertaking. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Nov 2017, 10:49
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for aftershave, filmed at Anfield.

Only six of them took part though.





Because Yul never wore cologne. :rofl:
by EmetEdadsBeard
12 Nov 2017, 13:38
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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I've decided to sell all my Dogging equipment on E Bay.


Had no bids yet but there is nine people watching.......... :-o
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Nov 2017, 17:31
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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A mate of mine saw a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'.... He rang the bell, the owner appeared and told him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. My mate goes into the garden and sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Can you really talk?" He asks the dog. ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Oct 2017, 18:53
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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Once again Mrs Beard has left so little petrol in the car that I can only get as far as the pub....

... It’s enough to drive a man to drink. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
21 Sep 2017, 20:34
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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An elderly mate of mine was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son... "Yes Dad, what is it," "Don't be nervous son; do your best, and just remember, if it doe...
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Sep 2017, 19:30
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Highest and lowest TUFC away support.
Replies: 33
Views: 2132

Highest and lowest TUFC away support.

Took my lad to Darlington 95/96 season, won 0-2 and I counted 28 in the away end.
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Sep 2017, 20:22
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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Son - "Dad, why is my sister called Teresa?"
Dad - "Because your mum loves Easter, it's an anagram."
Son - "Thanks Dad."
Dad - "No problem Alan"
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Sep 2017, 20:18
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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Prossy asks a Scouser if he wants a blowjob.

"Not sure", says the Scouser, "will it affect my benefits?" :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Sep 2017, 20:15
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
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Views: 46878

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An xenophobe, a white supremacist and a sexual predator walk into a bar.

The barman says "What'll it be, Mr. Trump?" :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Aug 2017, 20:09
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
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Views: 46878

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I got into an argument with a dwarf today after I accidentally walked into him.

He was shouting at me, saying, "You ****ing tosser, watch where you're going you two-hat etc etc"
I was going to say something back to him ........ but decided to be the bigger man. :nod:
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Aug 2017, 20:07
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
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Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked backside out of the window.

.....Chuffin' toot and car moon!..... :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
08 Aug 2017, 16:21
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
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I tried a new sex position. It's called parcel force.
You have to stay in all day and no-one comes :-o
by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Jul 2017, 17:16
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
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My lady friend went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her aviaries. The doctor says, " you're being silly. You mean ovaries. Aviaries are where you find birds." My lady friend shook her head and said she meant *aviaries*. Not prepared to argue, the doctor told her to get on the couch for ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
02 Jul 2017, 20:20
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 766
Views: 46878

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“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” Mrs Beard screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”
“You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”
“Well, that’s your own fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.” :-/