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by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Mar 2017, 11:46
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 288
Views: 14685

Latest Film You've Seen

I'm currently watching The Return Of Captain Invincible (1983)

Slated by critics but very funny if it's watched while having in mind it's the biggest pee take of superhero, cold war, sci-fi and musical films rolled into one.

Some right totty in it as well............. :P
by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Mar 2017, 11:42
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 288
Views: 14685

Latest Film You've Seen

Arrival. Another massively overhyped film. It's just about watchable, but the choice on the plane was limited to say the least.
6/10
by EmetEdadsBeard
22 Mar 2017, 17:51
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I asked Mrs Beard to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub to watch the match.



Shouldn't be a problem as she always said she wanted a night in, shining armour. :}
by EmetEdadsBeard
21 Mar 2017, 14:18
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Went to the doctors today, he told me I have Joe Hart disease.

"No idea how I caught that" came my sarcastic reply............ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
19 Mar 2017, 17:58
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor, and when he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave’s wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
19 Mar 2017, 17:51
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

What game can you play with a wombat?




Wom. :rofl:
by EmetEdadsBeard
19 Mar 2017, 17:48
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Mrs Beard parked the car in town, and I immediately got my mobile out to make a call.

"Who are you calling?" She asked.

"A taxi" I replied "I'm not walking to the kerb from here." :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Feb 2017, 21:16
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

So I says to Mrs Beard, "lets go out to eat tonight." She came back with the classic, "I have nothing to wear" reply. So I said to her, "just wear what you had on the last time we went out, you looked beautiful." So there we were in the local Italian restaurant, me in jeans and a nice shirt, and her...
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Feb 2017, 19:54
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A man is putting his young daughter to bed one night. After kissing her and saying goodnight, the little girls says, "Daddy, I really wish I had a little sister". Trying to be funny, the man says, Darling you do have a sister". The confused little girl asks "I do"? The man replies, "Sure, but you do...
by EmetEdadsBeard
14 Feb 2017, 19:31
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine (who' s quite horrible towards his partner) turns to his lovely wife and says "Oi, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." says my mate. "Do I have to go fishing with you... I ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
04 Feb 2017, 18:54
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 288
Views: 14685

Latest Film You've Seen

Hacksaw Ridge. Nominated for six Oscars. Based on a truly moving true story. If this film is worth six nominations then Hollywood is (and I believe it is) churning out a lot of bilge. If you like blood and gore and limbs and bodies flying all over the place then you'll love it, but after the Japs at...
by EmetEdadsBeard
16 Jan 2017, 19:09
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Why did the baker have brown hands ?

He kneaded a poo.. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
11 Jan 2017, 20:26
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 288
Views: 14685

Latest Film You've Seen

Watched 'The 33', having followed the original incident like many of us did. I expected something that followed the unfolding story closely, but instead it's virtually a work of fiction based around a true event. Many of the ' incidents' quite simply didn't happen (the one that springs to mind is th...
by EmetEdadsBeard
10 Jan 2017, 17:42
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 726
Views: 39551

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

What do you call a cowboy from Barnsley?






Tex Piss :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
26 Dec 2016, 14:25
Forum: Matchday Vault
Topic: York city v Torquay Utd 17.12.16
Replies: 17
Views: 3300

York city v Torquay Utd 17.12.16

Was looking forward to this... Now I'm not so sure.... I hope the team can put the off field shinanikins to one side and put in a good 90min performance. Sounded like we should have beaten Braintree and hopefully we can pull it off against York. They are worse than us so it's a real six pointer. Di...