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by EmetEdadsBeard
Today, 09:27
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Quasimodo walks into a bar, strolls straight up to the barman and says "I"ll have a whiskey please.
The barman says "Bells alright"?
Quasi replies "Mind your own f**king business". :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
19 Apr 2017, 18:38
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: The next General Election: who will you vote for?
Replies: 16
Views: 540

The next General Election: who will you vote for?

So after saying quite catergorically that there wouldn't be an election before 2020, May see's her disgusting party 25 points up and...........calls a General election! And (as I vote) 88% are voting Tory! EIGHTY EIGHT PERCENT FFS!!!!! How can you tell when an MP (and especially a Tory MP) is lying?...
by EmetEdadsBeard
15 Apr 2017, 22:40
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine went away on business. He was in the hotel restaurant alone having a meal when he caught a glimpse of a rather attractive lady, also alone sitting having a drink. Suddenly she started to cough, and her glass eye popped out, rolled along the table and bounced on the floor. My mate scoo...
by EmetEdadsBeard
15 Apr 2017, 18:24
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Do you know what happened to the monk who tied his knob to the bell rope?






He got tolled off. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
14 Apr 2017, 16:32
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Little 5 year old Mary sees a group of workmen turn up next door to build an extension. She takes an interest and starts to talk to them. The builders, with hearts if gold, adopt her as their site mascot. After a week they present her with a Pink hard hat and gloves. Even a wage packet of £5. "Goodn...
by EmetEdadsBeard
08 Apr 2017, 09:51
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died.


His family are taking it hard. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
02 Apr 2017, 22:49
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Two little old ladies are looking in a shop window, wondering which ornament to buy.

One points and says "That's the one I'd get".

Then a cyclops comes around the corner and punches her in the face. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Mar 2017, 19:47
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 289
Views: 15376

Latest Film You've Seen

Moonwalkers. Turned it off after 20 minutes, utter shat. 0/10
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Mar 2017, 18:53
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said: "Can you describe the symptoms?"

"Homer's a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair" I replied.......... :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Mar 2017, 11:46
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 289
Views: 15376

Latest Film You've Seen

I'm currently watching The Return Of Captain Invincible (1983)

Slated by critics but very funny if it's watched while having in mind it's the biggest pee take of superhero, cold war, sci-fi and musical films rolled into one.

Some right totty in it as well............. :P
by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Mar 2017, 11:42
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 289
Views: 15376

Latest Film You've Seen

Arrival. Another massively overhyped film. It's just about watchable, but the choice on the plane was limited to say the least.
6/10
by EmetEdadsBeard
22 Mar 2017, 17:51
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I asked Mrs Beard to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub to watch the match.



Shouldn't be a problem as she always said she wanted a night in, shining armour. :}
by EmetEdadsBeard
21 Mar 2017, 14:18
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Went to the doctors today, he told me I have Joe Hart disease.

"No idea how I caught that" came my sarcastic reply............ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
19 Mar 2017, 17:58
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor, and when he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave’s wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
19 Mar 2017, 17:51
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 737
Views: 40594

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

What game can you play with a wombat?




Wom. :rofl: