Search found 916 matches

by EmetEdadsBeard
16 Jan 2017, 19:09
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 712
Views: 38389

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Why did the baker have brown hands ?

He kneaded a poo.. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
11 Jan 2017, 20:26
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 284
Views: 13960

Latest Film You've Seen

Watched 'The 33', having followed the original incident like many of us did. I expected something that followed the unfolding story closely, but instead it's virtually a work of fiction based around a true event. Many of the ' incidents' quite simply didn't happen (the one that springs to mind is th...
by EmetEdadsBeard
10 Jan 2017, 17:42
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 712
Views: 38389

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

What do you call a cowboy from Barnsley?






Tex Piss :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
26 Dec 2016, 14:25
Forum: Matchday Vault
Topic: York city v Torquay Utd 17.12.16
Replies: 17
Views: 3170

York city v Torquay Utd 17.12.16

Was looking forward to this... Now I'm not so sure.... I hope the team can put the off field shinanikins to one side and put in a good 90min performance. Sounded like we should have beaten Braintree and hopefully we can pull it off against York. They are worse than us so it's a real six pointer. Di...
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Oct 2016, 15:31
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...
Replies: 8
Views: 200

You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...

Matt, for someone I thought was almost as intelligent as me, you appear to have missed a trick here. Because you can certainly post again immediately after your last one. All you have to do is choose the option to edit your last post, then add your new post at the end of the previous one. OK strict...
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Oct 2016, 15:29
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...
Replies: 8
Views: 200

You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...

ferrarilover wrote:I FU :red: ING COULD IF YOU'D LET ME, YOU COMPUTERY
C :red: T!

Edited for minors and today's generation of safe-space snowflakes.

Matt.
That perfect description of many (but not all) of the younger generation made me laugh out loud Matt :lol:
by EmetEdadsBeard
27 Oct 2016, 20:59
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 284
Views: 13960

Latest Film You've Seen

Grimsby. Very funny, even Mrs beard was laughing. :lol:
by EmetEdadsBeard
24 Aug 2016, 18:26
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 284
Views: 13960

Latest Film You've Seen

The Martian made a promising start, bit far fetched but watchable.

Then he deliberately punctured his spacesuit to get thrust towards his rescuers without his blood instantly boiling and his head exploding.........it then became yet another ordinary nowt to write home about film............ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
06 May 2016, 20:49
Forum: Banter & Other Football / Sports
Topic: Who should Roy take to Euro 2016?
Replies: 25
Views: 1136

Who should Roy take to Euro 2016?

Good grief, I've read what you've selected and I can't honestly say We've any better. Unfortunately, what we've got is piss poor, we've no chance IMHO. I'll give you an example why. Recently newly capped England left back Danny Rose was described as still learning his trade as his defending is the w...
by EmetEdadsBeard
29 Apr 2016, 18:32
Forum: Banter & Other Football / Sports
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1187

Hillsborough Verdicts

Fair enough rant actually BUT make no mistake there is a culture among Liverpool fans more than any other that makes them think it's ok to steamroller the gates at almost any club. Of course the authorities now turn a blind eye for fear of negative publicity. We'll make a "conspiracy theorist out o...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Apr 2016, 20:14
Forum: Banter & Other Football / Sports
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1187

Hillsborough Verdicts

And no one has ever died at the ground at any of these matches, it held FA Cup semi finals for decades without anything on this scale, even in the days of mass hooliganism, so how did it suddenly become unsafe? Gulliball, it's always been next to the River Don, it didn't mystically materialise in 1...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Apr 2016, 19:50
Forum: Banter & Other Football / Sports
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1187

Hillsborough Verdicts

Oh for f*** sake. Some people need to open their eyes and ears. THE POLICE LIED. THEY ARE LIARS. IT WAS THE ACTIONS OF THE POLICE, THE AMBULANCE SERVICE, SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY THAT CONTRIBUTED TO THE DEATHS OF 96 INNOCENT PEOPLE. The fans were not at fault. NONE OF THE FANS WERE AT FAULT. Hopefully o...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Apr 2016, 17:12
Forum: Banter & Other Football / Sports
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1187

Hillsborough Verdicts

This whole subject is making my p155 boil. They could have saved two years worth of hearings, there was never any doubt that this would be the outcome and the fans would be totally absolved of blame. I've been to Hillsborough 100s of times, even when the ground held 65,000 and I'm still in one piece...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Apr 2016, 07:31
Forum: Banter & Other Football / Sports
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1187

Hillsborough Verdicts

Gulliball, you've followed the 'party line' that states NONE of the Liverpool fans were drunk (despite the fact that many people not only the police said many were, and we aren't talking about the ones that died but the ones arriving late from the loval pubs) and ALL of them had a ticket. Did you re...
by EmetEdadsBeard
27 Apr 2016, 17:54
Forum: Banter & Other Football / Sports
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1187

Hillsborough Verdicts

You should read the article above. Reports of forced turnstiles, ticketless fans and drunk supporters were a police fiction - the police lied to the BBC, to journalists, politicians and the Taylor report, and only admitted this in 2015. The crush was caused by the opening of an exit gate that shoul...