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by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Jan 2018, 18:47
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 297
Views: 20318

Latest Film You've Seen

It Watches.

Thought at first it would be a rip off of Stephen Kings 'IT', but it is instead a mish mash of The Shining, Nightmare On Elm Street, Halloween and Psycho.

Watchable, 6/10
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Jan 2018, 16:48
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Mrs Beard and I went to see the Red Arrows yesterday. There were gasps of oooh and ahhh as the crowd watched in amazement. There was near miss after near miss and this had some people covering their eyes and shaking their heads in disbelief. It was a good half hour worth of entertainment, but in the...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 18:35
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Derek Adams the Gargs manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later the Gargs are 2-0 down to Exeter with only 20 minutes left The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes. The ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 18:15
Forum: Matchday Vault
Topic: Torquay v Eastleigh 13/01/2018 (PP)
Replies: 167
Views: 10615

Torquay v Eastleigh 13/01/2018 (PP)

SuperNickyWroe wrote:
13 Jan 2018, 17:27
looking forward to going to these last few northern away games this season..... :-/

as it'll be a bit of a drive for even the closest one next season. :@
Message me mate might join you for one or two.

Don't know why must have been banged on head........ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 13:41
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Whinge, Moan, Rant And Anything Else Put It Here ...
Replies: 1155
Views: 53622

Whinge, Moan, Rant And Anything Else Put It Here ...

Anyway, to names. What is it with the explosion of people with poxy, pretentious double barreled names? What is wrong with the old fashioned idea of taking your Fathers (or Mothers) surname? Most of them sound ridiculous, eg Loftus-Cheek, McCarthy-Scarsbrook and the athlete Johnson-Thompson ffs? As ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 13:29
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Whinge, Moan, Rant And Anything Else Put It Here ...
Replies: 1155
Views: 53622

Whinge, Moan, Rant And Anything Else Put It Here ...

And while I'm in a bad mood (had Man-Flu since New Years Eve FFS!) :@ I hate anyone and everyone who type 'WHOOP WHOOP' after a post, anywhere! What the foook does 'WHOOP WHOOP' mean? Who ever said 'WHOOP WHOOP' in a conversation? Where did this abomination 'WHOOP WHOOP' (and its cousin WOOP WOOP) c...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 13:14
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Whinge, Moan, Rant And Anything Else Put It Here ...
Replies: 1155
Views: 53622

Whinge, Moan, Rant And Anything Else Put It Here ...

People who insist on telling you their dog's age in "dog years". Does my box in.



"He's 10, that means he's 70 in doggie years".



No he isn't, he's 10. They just don't live for very long.

:slap:
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Jan 2018, 12:47
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Kids in schools around St James Park have had letters home, it states to the parents that because it is very cold at the moment they are advising parents picking children up from the gate to wear two pairs of pyjamas. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
15 Dec 2017, 09:36
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: The Ashes
Replies: 10
Views: 522

The Ashes

I'd have given Mason Crane, a proper spinner who can actually turn the ball instead of Ali. I know it's not a spinners pitch, so why is Ali in the side anyway? Not for his batting that's for sure. The reason Crane wasn't selected is due to his total lack of batting and its a batting track. Then Ali ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Dec 2017, 19:07
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: The Ashes
Replies: 10
Views: 522

The Ashes

Named unchanged side for third test. That's the series finished then!
What does Moeen Ali have to do to get left out?
Done absolutely nothing as yet but still plays in every game in every format.
by EmetEdadsBeard
21 Nov 2017, 18:05
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I just buried an ancient woolly pachyderm.....................












it was a mammoth undertaking. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Nov 2017, 10:49
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

The Magnificent Seven appeared in a series of adverts for aftershave, filmed at Anfield.

Only six of them took part though.





Because Yul never wore cologne. :rofl:
by EmetEdadsBeard
12 Nov 2017, 13:38
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I've decided to sell all my Dogging equipment on E Bay.


Had no bids yet but there is nine people watching.......... :-o
by EmetEdadsBeard
05 Nov 2017, 17:31
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine saw a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'.... He rang the bell, the owner appeared and told him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. My mate goes into the garden and sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Can you really talk?" He asks the dog. ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
13 Oct 2017, 18:53
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 769
Views: 49173

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Once again Mrs Beard has left so little petrol in the car that I can only get as far as the pub....

... It’s enough to drive a man to drink. :-/