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by EmetEdadsBeard
08 Aug 2017, 16:21
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I tried a new sex position. It's called parcel force.
You have to stay in all day and no-one comes :-o
by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Jul 2017, 17:16
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

My lady friend went to the doctor, saying she had a problem with her aviaries. The doctor says, " you're being silly. You mean ovaries. Aviaries are where you find birds." My lady friend shook her head and said she meant *aviaries*. Not prepared to argue, the doctor told her to get on the couch for ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
02 Jul 2017, 20:20
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

“I can’t believe that you’ve been visiting prostitutes for sex,” Mrs Beard screamed at me. “I’m really disappointed.”
“You can hardly blame me,” I answered. “It’s not like I was getting any from you.”
“Well, that’s your own fault,” she replied. “You never told me you were willing to pay for it.” :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Jun 2017, 19:04
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

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A mate of mine walked into a bar and sat next to a really attractive woman, He gave her a quick glance then causally looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replied, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it."...
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Jun 2017, 18:56
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

My wife told me that sex is loads better on holiday... wasn't the best postcard I've received........ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
29 Jun 2017, 20:27
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 41
Views: 1694

Hillsborough Verdicts

Thanks Dave, and Merse, the problem with so many people is they believe everything that the second enquiry, the Justice campaign and the sychopnantic media say about Liverpool fans. Yellowforever is one of these people. If the SECOND (brought about because they didn't get the verdict they wanted fro...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Jun 2017, 20:33
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 41
Views: 1694

Hillsborough Verdicts

Have you read this, from the original 'Hillsborough' thread? http://torquayfans.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7998&p=171132#p171132 ? Try reading the rest of it as well. Then have a think about fan behavior in general at big matches "Luke, your partners uncle was almost certainly an innocent victim of a s...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Jun 2017, 18:06
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 41
Views: 1694

Hillsborough Verdicts

Absolute b0ll0cks. Without this they've no one to claim compo off. Nothing will bring the dead back so why have we had 28 years of it being rammed down our throats, they just wont let it rest. Ever noticed that Valley Parade, Ibrox and more notably Heysel are rarely mentioned? No second enquiries, n...
by EmetEdadsBeard
23 Apr 2017, 09:27
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Quasimodo walks into a bar, strolls straight up to the barman and says "I"ll have a whiskey please.
The barman says "Bells alright"?
Quasi replies "Mind your own f**king business". :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
19 Apr 2017, 18:38
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: The next General Election: who will you vote for?
Replies: 79
Views: 2463

The next General Election: who will you vote for?

So after saying quite catergorically that there wouldn't be an election before 2020, May see's her disgusting party 25 points up and...........calls a General election! And (as I vote) 88% are voting Tory! EIGHTY EIGHT PERCENT FFS!!!!! How can you tell when an MP (and especially a Tory MP) is lying?...
by EmetEdadsBeard
15 Apr 2017, 22:40
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine went away on business. He was in the hotel restaurant alone having a meal when he caught a glimpse of a rather attractive lady, also alone sitting having a drink. Suddenly she started to cough, and her glass eye popped out, rolled along the table and bounced on the floor. My mate scoo...
by EmetEdadsBeard
15 Apr 2017, 18:24
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Do you know what happened to the monk who tied his knob to the bell rope?






He got tolled off. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
14 Apr 2017, 16:32
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Little 5 year old Mary sees a group of workmen turn up next door to build an extension. She takes an interest and starts to talk to them. The builders, with hearts if gold, adopt her as their site mascot. After a week they present her with a Pink hard hat and gloves. Even a wage packet of £5. "Goodn...
by EmetEdadsBeard
08 Apr 2017, 09:51
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died.


His family are taking it hard. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
02 Apr 2017, 22:49
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 755
Views: 43785

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Two little old ladies are looking in a shop window, wondering which ornament to buy.

One points and says "That's the one I'd get".

Then a cyclops comes around the corner and punches her in the face. :-/