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by EmetEdadsBeard
18 Feb 2017, 19:54
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 718
Views: 39140

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A man is putting his young daughter to bed one night. After kissing her and saying goodnight, the little girls says, "Daddy, I really wish I had a little sister". Trying to be funny, the man says, Darling you do have a sister". The confused little girl asks "I do"? The man replies, "Sure, but you do...
by EmetEdadsBeard
14 Feb 2017, 19:31
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 718
Views: 39140

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A mate of mine (who' s quite horrible towards his partner) turns to his lovely wife and says "Oi, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." says my mate. "Do I have to go fishing with you... I ...
by EmetEdadsBeard
04 Feb 2017, 18:54
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 285
Views: 14375

Latest Film You've Seen

Hacksaw Ridge. Nominated for six Oscars. Based on a truly moving true story. If this film is worth six nominations then Hollywood is (and I believe it is) churning out a lot of bilge. If you like blood and gore and limbs and bodies flying all over the place then you'll love it, but after the Japs at...
by EmetEdadsBeard
16 Jan 2017, 19:09
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 718
Views: 39140

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Why did the baker have brown hands ?

He kneaded a poo.. :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
11 Jan 2017, 20:26
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 285
Views: 14375

Latest Film You've Seen

Watched 'The 33', having followed the original incident like many of us did. I expected something that followed the unfolding story closely, but instead it's virtually a work of fiction based around a true event. Many of the ' incidents' quite simply didn't happen (the one that springs to mind is th...
by EmetEdadsBeard
10 Jan 2017, 17:42
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 718
Views: 39140

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

What do you call a cowboy from Barnsley?






Tex Piss :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
26 Dec 2016, 14:25
Forum: Matchday Vault
Topic: York city v Torquay Utd 17.12.16
Replies: 17
Views: 3269

York city v Torquay Utd 17.12.16

Was looking forward to this... Now I'm not so sure.... I hope the team can put the off field shinanikins to one side and put in a good 90min performance. Sounded like we should have beaten Braintree and hopefully we can pull it off against York. They are worse than us so it's a real six pointer. Di...
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Oct 2016, 15:31
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...
Replies: 8
Views: 206

You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...

Matt, for someone I thought was almost as intelligent as me, you appear to have missed a trick here. Because you can certainly post again immediately after your last one. All you have to do is choose the option to edit your last post, then add your new post at the end of the previous one. OK strict...
by EmetEdadsBeard
30 Oct 2016, 15:29
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...
Replies: 8
Views: 206

You cannot make a post so soon after your last one...

ferrarilover wrote:I FU :red: ING COULD IF YOU'D LET ME, YOU COMPUTERY
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Edited for minors and today's generation of safe-space snowflakes.

Matt.
That perfect description of many (but not all) of the younger generation made me laugh out loud Matt :lol:
by EmetEdadsBeard
27 Oct 2016, 20:59
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 285
Views: 14375

Latest Film You've Seen

Grimsby. Very funny, even Mrs beard was laughing. :lol:
by EmetEdadsBeard
24 Aug 2016, 18:26
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Latest Film You've Seen
Replies: 285
Views: 14375

Latest Film You've Seen

The Martian made a promising start, bit far fetched but watchable.

Then he deliberately punctured his spacesuit to get thrust towards his rescuers without his blood instantly boiling and his head exploding.........it then became yet another ordinary nowt to write home about film............ :-/
by EmetEdadsBeard
06 May 2016, 20:49
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Who should Roy take to Euro 2016?
Replies: 25
Views: 1174

Who should Roy take to Euro 2016?

Good grief, I've read what you've selected and I can't honestly say We've any better. Unfortunately, what we've got is piss poor, we've no chance IMHO. I'll give you an example why. Recently newly capped England left back Danny Rose was described as still learning his trade as his defending is the w...
by EmetEdadsBeard
29 Apr 2016, 18:32
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1233

Hillsborough Verdicts

Fair enough rant actually BUT make no mistake there is a culture among Liverpool fans more than any other that makes them think it's ok to steamroller the gates at almost any club. Of course the authorities now turn a blind eye for fear of negative publicity. We'll make a "conspiracy theorist out o...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Apr 2016, 20:14
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1233

Hillsborough Verdicts

And no one has ever died at the ground at any of these matches, it held FA Cup semi finals for decades without anything on this scale, even in the days of mass hooliganism, so how did it suddenly become unsafe? Gulliball, it's always been next to the River Don, it didn't mystically materialise in 1...
by EmetEdadsBeard
28 Apr 2016, 19:50
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Hillsborough Verdicts
Replies: 29
Views: 1233

Hillsborough Verdicts

Oh for f*** sake. Some people need to open their eyes and ears. THE POLICE LIED. THEY ARE LIARS. IT WAS THE ACTIONS OF THE POLICE, THE AMBULANCE SERVICE, SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY THAT CONTRIBUTED TO THE DEATHS OF 96 INNOCENT PEOPLE. The fans were not at fault. NONE OF THE FANS WERE AT FAULT. Hopefully o...