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Get in! Benyon, you beauty. He's only any good for us! I'd love to be standing next to a Rovers fan in the Popside now!

Oh christ! It's going to be another one of those days.

One of my earliest memories of Plainmoor was an evening game against Rovers. Probably about 1979? The Rovers fans 'rushed' the Torquay end (which I think was the Babbacombe end at the time - uncovered). A very thin blue line, a bobby's helmet being thrown in the air, some Rovers fans on the pitch. A...

Balls. Never easy, is it?

In the absence of Player commentary, I'd like MOTM to go to all the posters on the match thread for providing excitement and tension. Nice work!

New definition in the Oxford English Dictionary: Hand relief (n): pressing 'Refresh' for the thousandth time to discover your team has scraped home and taken a significant step towards safety from relegation. Just hoping that Billy 'The lash' Bodin's re-emergence as a striker extrordinaire is not a ...

And breathe! What a traumatic experience...looking forward to doing it all again on Saturday! How did the other results go? What's the table look like? I don't think I can endure waiting for the Player tables to update!

Right. I've counted to 300. Blow the chuffing whistle!

What does a heart attack feel like...?

Blow the bloody whistle before I soil myself!

Is it Einstein's theory of relativity that says that time moves slower when you want it to get a shift on?

Live text on Player suggests that Poke has just tipped one round the post. AAAAAArgh

What an absolute legend! And his mum works in Romford post office apparently. You lot are so much quicker on the updates than Player.

Who was saying Gullsplayer is great? Got most of the first half but then it crashed. Now I'm back on but no audio - all it's offering me is games from Saturday? What a load of cack. My nerves are doing me in here! And there's no emoticon for 'nervous as hell'. I hate technology.

As long as we don't get the kind of cack luck we've had today.