Torquay United Fans Forum

How about Kirstie Allsopp?

Sunnysideup wrote: I think Tonge has played there before so he would probably move inside?

Oooohheeerrrr Matron! :~D

What about Penny Smith - worth a shot surely!

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks his chemist

"Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

Andy, this is brilliant.

That's why, when it comes to match day threads, you the man!

Steve

AustrianAndyGull wrote:There is something on the O/S now about this and the clubs stance. (no link - sorry! )

As mentioned by Austrian.

http://www.torquayunited.com/news/artic ... 69847.aspx

Steve

i just wonder how far this elt & safety nonsense will go, what happened to good old common sense,seems we live in a mad world these days, remember when we played spurs in 1971 and all the kids sat on the touchline because it was so cramped on the popside, 20,000 crammed in like sardines, imagin...

This season the position of the training goal for shooting drills has been moved to in front of the pop-side. Hilarity often ensues when a ball is hit into the crowd etc but surely where it is now is an accident waiting to happen. The goal is directly in line with the steps from the concourse up on...

Exilegull - I hope you are not suggesting that we are going to finish in the top 3. We are 6/1 to be relegated and that is about right I would say. Fickt zuliebe, ere we go again! 1st game of the season and its started already. We're doomed, goners, fu<k3d! :slap: :red: Give the lads a chance, they...

Just seen Downsey's goal again on Sky Sports News - beat 3 Wimbledon defenders to the ball. Took his goal really well.

chunkygull wrote:
the same thing happened the last 2 times we had it (as i keep saying). the further away you are the paler it gets. even at a short distance it ends up looking a dodgy cream/magnolia.

and no, it isnt a torquay united shirt. :no:

Still don't like it eh Chunks

Rice
Downes
Ball
Pearce
Benyon

I still think that the design of the shirt that won the competition is better than our new one. However, I have finally succumbed and purchased one today after the match - well, it is a Torquay shirt after all :scarf: Did anyone notice that the further away the wearer was, the more whiter the shirt ...

teeboo100 wrote:actually i can see a bit of worf in him cracking signing this one promised you a brute and a brute has landed quality stiff mr knill

Ooooheerrrr Matron!

The Sondico and TUFC logo don't look right on the squad tops. Manse's are on the white stripes and are too close together, whilst the others appear to have them close to their armpits and too far apart!

Steve