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by Gullscorer
Yesterday, 20:47
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 743
Views: 41179

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

A German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, h...
by Gullscorer
Yesterday, 20:28
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 743
Views: 41179

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

There are only two rules for success:
1) Never tell everything you know.
2).
by Gullscorer
Yesterday, 13:10
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 743
Views: 41179

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

Tranquillisers work best if you do what it says on the bottle:

'Keep away from children'...
by Gullscorer
Yesterday, 12:54
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Brucie V Dave - This time its personal!! ;)
Replies: 78
Views: 4529

Exeter playoff

merse btpir wrote:
Yesterday, 12:45
...... a club that habitually punches hard is easier to market than one which regularly struggles, whatever the League.
Fixed that for you.. :~D

Seriously though, I'm sure you're right. Any team doing well in a lower league will be easier to market than one doing badly in the league above.
by Gullscorer
Yesterday, 04:48
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Assaults on our Freedoms
Replies: 89
Views: 4558

Assaults on our Freedoms

The attitudes of bomber Abedi's neighbours, the local Muslim area, local politicians, the local police chief, and social media users: unbelievable ! http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/23/manchester-suicide-bomber-salman-abedi-son-libyan-immigrants-chanted-arabic-prayers-street/ http://www.breit...
by Gullscorer
23 May 2017, 21:00
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Expectations for next season
Replies: 50
Views: 4558

Expectations for next season

I disagree with a lot of what Merse says but we all see things differently and I'm ok with that. It's funny how words on a screen can cause so many bad feelings but the same words spoken over a beer wouldn't be taken the same way. Me too. I nearly always have a beer in front of me when I'm typing i...
by Gullscorer
23 May 2017, 19:55
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Sir Roger Moore, R.I.P.
Replies: 4
Views: 36

Sir Roger Moore, R.I.P.

Just found it on Amazon:' For All the Tea in China' by Stephen Sheppard, a great sea adventure story.

Not to be confused with the somewhat inferior (in my opinion) novel with the same title by Kyril Bonfiglioli (soon to be a film starring Johnny Depp).
by Gullscorer
23 May 2017, 17:02
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Assaults on our Freedoms
Replies: 89
Views: 4558

Assaults on our Freedoms

Excellent article by Raheem Kassam: http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05 ... ast-night/
by Gullscorer
23 May 2017, 16:19
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Sir Roger Moore, R.I.P.
Replies: 4
Views: 36

Sir Roger Moore, R.I.P.

Died today at the age of 89, a man from humble beginnings who made good. He'll best be remembered, I suppose, as will Sean Connery, for his James Bond performances. Not the greatest actor in the world, for sure, he never had the appropriate roles to demonstrate his talents, but all he needed to do w...
by Gullscorer
23 May 2017, 15:33
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips
Replies: 743
Views: 41179

FUNNY Jokes, FUNNY Tubes & FUNNY Video Clips

I was fishing with a friend the other day and he said he was thinking of divorcing his wife 'because she hadn't talked to him for three months'. I said 'why would you get rid of a woman who possesses those qualities'..
by Gullscorer
23 May 2017, 13:17
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Assaults on our Freedoms
Replies: 89
Views: 4558

Assaults on our Freedoms

You make good points, 78, though I would not wish to tar everyone with the same brush. I make a comparison with the bombing campaign of the IRA, whom Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbot have notably refused to condemn (e.g.: http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/21/corbyn-fails-six-times-to-condemn-ira-...
by Gullscorer
23 May 2017, 06:37
Forum: The Plopside
Topic: Assaults on our Freedoms
Replies: 89
Views: 4558

Assaults on our Freedoms

The Manchester terrorist bombing: Security provision, it has already been claimed, was inadequate here, although whatever the level of security, it's always a possibility for determined terrorists to achieve their aims. So the security services must increase their level of surveillance. Doubts have ...
by Gullscorer
22 May 2017, 16:45
Forum: All things Plainmoor
Topic: Brucie V Dave - This time its personal!! ;)
Replies: 78
Views: 4529

Exeter playoff

merse btpir wrote:
22 May 2017, 08:51
"the more booze people drink the more they're going to need a toilet"
Where there's a will(y) there's a way! :~D
Phew.. that's a relief. Was hoping you'd say that.. :)