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by S4fedr1ve » Today, 15:15

Joke. Two statues facing each other for a 100 years . one a naked man one a naked woman. One day an angel comes down and brings them to life saying I will give you 30 mins to do what you've been dying to do for 100 years. The statues look at each other and happily run in to the bushes. 15 mins later they come out of bushes. The angel says you still have 15 mins left do you want to do it again. They happily say ok but the female statue says this time I will hold the pigeon down and it's your turn to shit all over it. 😀

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by Gullscorer » 16 Jan 2017, 21:40

EmetEdadsBeard wrote:
16 Jan 2017, 19:09
Why did the baker have brown hands ?
He kneaded a poo.. :-/

He was from Bangladesh.. ;)

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by EmetEdadsBeard » 16 Jan 2017, 19:09

Why did the baker have brown hands ?

He kneaded a poo.. :-/

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by Glostergull » 16 Jan 2017, 12:34

Gullscorer wrote:
02 Jan 2017, 23:19
Gerard Hoffnung: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI
Ahhh good ole radio comedy. the best and one from the archives that gets the ole mind working again. bliss!

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by Gullscorer » 13 Jan 2017, 13:47

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by EmetEdadsBeard » 10 Jan 2017, 17:42

What do you call a cowboy from Barnsley?






Tex Piss :-/

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by Gullscorer » 02 Jan 2017, 23:19

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by Gullscorer » 26 Dec 2016, 08:28

A couple in their 80's were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor told them that they were physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair. His wife asked, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen for a drink," he replied.
She asked, " Will you get me piece of cake?"
The husband said, "Sure."
She gently reminded him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you don't forget it?"
He said, "No, I can certainly remember that!"
Then the woman said, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You'd better write it down because I know you'll forget it."
The man replied, "I can remember that! You want some cake with strawberries."
She added, "I'd also like whipped cream on top. Now I'm certain you're gonna forget that, so you'd better write it down ok."
Irritated, he said, "I don't need to write it down woman! I can remember that! Cake with strawberries! And whipped cream!"
He grumbled all the way into the kitchen.

After about 30 minutes the old man returned from the kitchen and handed his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "Where's my toast?

Oops..!! I think I might already have posted that one. Or did I..?? :oops:

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by Glostergull » 25 Dec 2016, 20:07

Gullscoere. That Joke is so old its mouldy.
here is one of my own.

3 wise men decide to visit the messiah soon to be born. but they can't work out how to get there. one suggest trying to go in a camper van. Miy shack. Your shack and a Bungalow all in one

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by Gullscorer » 20 Dec 2016, 22:19

Here's an old one:

English diner: 'This chicken tastes rubbery!'
Oriental waiter: 'Tank you velly much Sir.'

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by S4fedr1ve » 17 Nov 2016, 13:22

Plane is about to crash with 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.
Passenger 1 "im Wayne Rooney a famous footballer my club and fans need me". So he takes the first pack and jumps.

Passenger 2 "I'm Donald trump newly elected president of the USA and the most intelligent man in the world" so he takes a pack and jumps.

Passenger 3 says to the 4th passenger who is a 10 year old boy, " I'm the pope an old man you my son have your life in front of you so you take the last parachute"
The boy replies " that's ok your holiness we can both jump the most intelligent man in the world took my school bag"

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by S4fedr1ve » 16 Nov 2016, 16:51

:} Man A, Thank god for brexit now all those poles who have taken all our jobs can go back whence they came.

Man B Really, did you know that in the Second World War 35000 poles came to this country as soldiers, sailers and airmen to help us fight for our as well as there freedom. Many of these flew in the Battle of Britain. The largest foreign fighting force in this country apart from the French. Part of Churchills few.

Man A, There you go you see they were even pinching our jobs then.

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by Gullscorer » 05 Nov 2016, 11:13

I was at my bank today. There was just one person in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for pounds.

She was obviously very irritated. She asked the cashier: "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat poun fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The cashier shrugged her shoulders and said: "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady said: "Fluc you white people too."

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by S4fedr1ve » 01 Nov 2016, 18:55

When i die i want the Torquay united players to be my pallbearers. So they can let me down one last time.
:whistle:

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